“I am not the Zodiac. And if I were, I certainly wouldn’t tell you.”

 “My theory is you can’t just avoid everybody you screw up with.  You can trust me on that because I’m a New Yorker.”

 “One scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as you'd like to eat.” 

 “What do you want me to do?  Draw you a picture?  Spell it out?  Don’t ever ask me.  As long as you live, don’t ever ask me more.”